Miniature Yetis are rare, so why not a leprechaun?
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Miniature Yetis are rare, so why not a leprechaun?

BOOM!


All 50 states have snails. Slow, slimy transportation is within EVERYONE’s reach.
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All 50 states have snails. Slow, slimy transportation is within EVERYONE’s reach.

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Scooby was a Great Dane who didn’t decide to be a cartoon. He chose Shaggy.
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Scooby was a Great Dane who didn’t decide to be a cartoon. He chose Shaggy.

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Where is the movement to make CD-ROMs, beach towels, and swing dancing safer for astronauts?
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Where is the movement to make CD-ROMs, beach towels, and swing dancing safer for astronauts?

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If everyone was a cardboard box, there would be no more people.
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If everyone was a cardboard box, there would be no more people.

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If a “muffin” is not a bagel without a hole, but a cupcake without the frosting, when does the Tooth Fairy get here?
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If a “muffin” is not a bagel without a hole, but a cupcake without the frosting, when does the Tooth Fairy get here?

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It’s called “popcorn” when we put it in the microwave. Why is it called “regular corn” the day before?
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It’s called “popcorn” when we put it in the microwave. Why is it called “regular corn” the day before?

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No more sparkling water? I thought this was YOUR rabbit?
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No more sparkling water? I thought this was YOUR rabbit?

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Sending me defrauding pictures will not crush my spirit!

checkmateprochoicers:

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

Phillipians 4:13

Presented without comment.


checkmateprochoicers:

Take that, “checkmate anti-choicers.”


"Pro pandas don’t commit acts of cuteness in the name of their cause…"
True. Because they wanted to be in the 1988 OLYMPICS
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checkmateprochoicers:

Take that, “checkmate anti-choicers.”

"Pro pandas don’t commit acts of cuteness in the name of their cause…"

True. Because they wanted to be in the 1988 OLYMPICS

BOOM!